I’m currently nineteen and a senior in college. I enjoy reading, hiking, and learning about exotic methods animals have developed to kill and eat each other. I like chocolate, fancy ice cream, and foxes, and I have a peculiar and inexplicable fondness for clothing with lots of small pockets. I dislike Brussels sprouts, writing about myself in the third person, and the color orange.
Remarkably, all of the statements in the preceding paragraph are true.